What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder!
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
What's an ig?
An eskimo's home without a toilet!
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Snowballs!
How do snowmen travel around ?
By icicle!
What sort of ball doesn't bounce ?
A snowball!
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?
You wake up wet!
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?
Frost bite!
How do you call an Eskimo cow ?
An Eskimoo!
More where that came from!
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* What do you call a snowman on roller blades?
A snowmobile!
* What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?
Frost bite !
* What do you get when you cross a snowman with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-man!
* What do you say to a stressed snowman?
Chill out!
* What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill!
* What does a snowman’s wife put on her face at night?
Cold cream!
* What is a Snowman’s favorite Drink?
Ice Tea!
* What kind of cakes do snowmen like?
The kind with lots of frosting!
* What’s a snowman’s favourite Mexican food?
Brrrrrr-itos!
* Where do snowmen keep their money?
In a “Snow"-bank!
Liking it, Mr, Miss, Ms or Mrs Anonymous!!
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